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[Star Day 2006: Collab #1]

Not good at all.

^^Good Points^^
Err well, in the first part the drawings weren't terrible...though they weren't too good either.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, both parts of this collab were pretty crappy. The first part had a very poor storyline and ended really stupidly. The second part was just plain annoying.

StarDayCollabs06 responds:

must all movies have storylines you fat hunk of shit

[Star Day: Fat Badger]

Epic...

^^Good Points^^
This was an excellent movie. The music was very intense and is the reason why the title of this review is "Epic...". The music just makes the flash much more intense and fun to watch. The drawings were all very good and very well animated. The storyline was very funny and the script was very funny as well, nice speakonia usage. I also liked the credits screen, and that is when you know a movie is good, when you even enjoy watching the credits.

^^Needs Improving^^
Sequel, now. I must know what happens.

FatBadger responds:

square gets raped in the shower, bajur and everyone else gets high and forgets about him, teh end.

[Star Day 2006: rexCo]

Nice

^^Good Points^^
This was a pretty immense submission. There was quite a few movies to watch in it. I liked the menu, well done. Most of the movies I found to be pretty enjoyable. The drawings were very good for the most part and the humor was in each one.

^^Needs Improving^^
This movie desparately needs a menu button during all of the movies. Some of them are pretty long and get boring after watching them for a while (like 00 Gost).

rexCo responds:

this flash almost killed my computer

[styar day]

Not too bad.

^^Good Points^^
I liked the menu. It's very well made and looks quite nice. I liked Movie 1 for some reasong, even though it's just a very short loop. I guess I liked the happy star drawings and the music. Movie 3 was also pretty good. That had nice drawings and the speakonia was funny.

^^Needs Improving^^
Movie 2, though it had good graphics, was just annoying because of the sound. And Movie 4, well that was just a line and two dots from what I can see.

retr0smash responds:

well

[mario and the cannon]

Good idea

^^Good Points^^
I think the graphics was the best aspect of this movie. Your sprite animation was very good and I liked the way you drew some things in like Mario's eyes, head cast, and wheel chair. The storyline was pretty good and there was some good humor in here, like when Mario hurt himself on the cannon. That facial expression you drew just cracked me up.

^^Needs Improving^^
One obvious thing that I found very annoying was the sound effects. I feel that you used Mario's expressions WAY too much. I turned down my volume just because they got too annoying. This was also pretty repetitive at the end.

dex-exe1234 responds:

he he... i really like your reviwing stile (oh noes! im bad at writing!) thanks for believing in a newb extraordinare! i appreciate it! but im emproving! so...... just you wait! and thanks :)

[Got It Like That]

>:( This makes me very angry

^^Good Points^^
The drawings wasn't bad at all, and it was pretty well animated.

^^Needs Improving^^
What the hell is this? What is the point of this? All it is a picture you drew and animated only slightly and a profile of yourself with useless information that no one cares about. I have to be missing something here, because this is just horrible from what I see. I don't know anyone who really cares who your friends are. Sheesh. Shame on you voters.

moosecream responds:

shame on your mom.

[Cool Things 699]

Err.

^^Good Points^^
The only two things I found good about this movie was the warning about homosexual seizures and the lyrics you made up.

^^Needs Improving^^
Most of the graphics are very crude, didn't like them at all. This lacks a storyline that I can see and it really isn't funny at all except for what I mentioned above.

DAIRYDOG responds:

W/E I THOUGHT IT PWNDT

[Cool Things 019]

^_^

^^Good Points^^
I thought the animations were good in this one. The camera and your characters were both constantly moving, which isn't very common in most flash movies. I liked the animations and the subtitles were cool. Is that actually the lyrics to the song translated? The song was pretty catchy too.

^^Needs Improving^^
Yeah, the whole unfinished thing, but I know you never will finish it.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thanks for the review!

Yeah, the subtitles actually are the lyrics to the song.

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Too short

^^Good Points^^
I liked the drawing for the kitten, he does look kind of sad. The music was also good because it sounded sad and added to the movie.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, there really wasn't much in this. There wasn't any animation save for the gentle zoom out. Nothing really happened in this movie besides the text. I thought there was going to be some kind of ending to this and was disappointed in it.

DAIRYDOG responds:

You know my secrets for that you must die.

[SBC hits the mall]

Ok

^^Good Points^^
I liked the animations for the most part. I liked the FBFishness of SBC in the beginning for example. The different parts of this were funny for the most part. The beginning was pretty funny and I liked how Chocobo sounded like the pube muppet.

^^Needs Improving^^
This has very little to do with SBC, which disappointed me. The storyline seemed to go nowhere. The middle part with the dude playing the harmonica was entirely too long and was really boring.

MrBigStick responds:

did you watch the whole thing? the story finishes entirely with mightydein's scene, he closed all possible plot holes, and ended it in an elegant way.