FattyWhale's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sex in Church]

K

^^Good Points^^
It is pretty funny how you poked fun at priests and their business with little boys. That's always funny, and the end joke was mildly funny.

^^Needs Improving^^
You should have done voice overs or something, because it is really annoying to have to read all that text. The drawings were awful, seriously, it was stick figures that weren't animated at all or really have any features that a five year old couldn't imagine up.

[Why Me?]

K

^^Good Points^^
Basically everything after the suicide scene was pretty funny. I liked the ad for rofflebars the most, that was pretty humorous, and the scene after that was pretty funny with lines like "stop playing with those entertaining mattel toys".

^^Needs Improving^^
The suicide scene is pretty stupid. It was very funny at all. The graphics throughout this were pretty bad actually. You didn't really animate a whole lot, and your drawings were mostly circles, accompanied by pictures for backgrounds.

["Turd of the Week"]

K

^^Good Points^^
Very true movie you made. I'm not a fan of these movies, so any satire against them is cool by me. I liked the many sound effects you put into this, they were great and the directions were kind of funny, like "the furrier the better!" was humorous. Overall, good job, and it needed to be said in a professional manner like this.

^^Needs Improving^^
It would have been a lot funnier if you had read off the instructions in some kind of jerky-type voice over and maybe added some more harsh comments about the series, but still well done.

KKyuubi responds:

I was trying to get this done ASAP, so there may have been some things I left out, but in the special Clock Day edition I happen to be planning, it will be narrated by StrawberryClock.

[story of killer1]

K

^^Good Points^^
I liked the spooky music choices you had in this movie, they fit the story well. I also thought the drawings in this movie were pretty good. Not a bad job in that.

^^Needs Improving^^
The animations are very basic and kind of lame. I found it kind of boring how you didn't do the typing animation for the entire first scene, just looks like you got bored with it. The storyline wasn't that great, kind of boring and nothing really exciting happens.

[How To Make Propper Flash]

K

^^Good Points^^
Kind of cool how you put this one a piece of paper.

^^Needs Improving^^
I don't see why people who have no knowledge of Flash make their first submissions tutorials. First off, stick figures are perfectly valid. If they are animated correctly and they have good drawings otherwise, it's a great movie, much better than this thing. The background you had looked terrible, that is not much better than some simple background hand drawn.

[The 3th metroid]

K

^^Good Points^^
I liked the music you used in this, and the fact that you compressed it is always a good thing.

^^Needs Improving^^
First off, it's 3rd, and not 3th. Your Samus drawing looks really stupid. Her abdomen is way too short and way too fat compared to her legs. Your animations mainly consist of rotating a large object and not paying attention to subtle details. The storyline isn't that exciting, samus spends some random time in one side of a tunnel, then moves to another tunnel where she freezes some guy and defeats a metroid.

[Gost Restaurants: IN 3D!;]

K

^^Good Points^^
I actually found this to be pretty entertaining. I thought it was funny how you made fun of ozcar many times throughout this movie and when you used him as taco sauce. The different images you used were hilarious, and I especially liked some of the drawings you used on the special sandwich. Good stuff, and the description to this movie is the best part.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, everything that is bad in this just kidn of makes it funnier.

Starberry responds:

ssssssssssssh dont say that one word of that one guy's name

[A little film about death]

K

^^Good Points^^
The drawings are pretty unique. Not sure if you just copied the image or what, but it looks like it is paintbrushed, which is neat. This is kind of cool in a way.

^^Needs Improving^^
Needs a preloader. Stuff without a preloader is annoying. This doesn't really have a lot of animation either and can get boring to some people pretty easily.

[TooF is serious business]

K

^^Good Points^^
Heh, this is the best thing I've seen so far today. I thought the drawings were hilarious of the kid, he looked really nerdy, nice job on that. The voice over had the same effect on him as well. The review he wrote was super hilarious, and the Limp Bizkit poster in his room was just funny. The ending really sealed it and gave this a nine instead of a seven for final score. "time to go watch pokemon!" was just great. Awesome job.

^^Needs Improving^^
Would have been good if you had decorated his room a little bit just to make him look like a weirdo.