FattyWhale's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The violation]

Not bad.

This isn't the best movie I've seen lately dealing with bitclock, but it definitely also isn't one of the worst. Graphically the movie was excellent. Very unique and very professional. Everything else was lack luster though. This was very short, wasn't funny, and had a lame storyline. If this was a little longer and offered more of a storyline, I would have liked it more.

StalinClock responds:

There is no storyline; it just shows BitClock's cruel intentions upon us.

[Gimme that thing {CC}]

Interesting.

This flash definitely has an interesting concept and plot, especially for CC movies. The music was awesome, couldn't get enough of it, but there wasn't a whole lot that went on during the movie. I liked the musical train thing and how a bunch of clocks were in it. The fact that it was black and white and also sort of FBF for the most part. Interesting movie, but it could use some more content.

Ivanovitch responds:

Yeah, I know. Thanks for the review anyways :D

[Eskimo Kids #2 Trailer]

Bad.

This movie was just plain bad. I am a big fan of Eskimo Bob, but that didn't give me any reasons to hate this, I didn't have any bias because it is a parody. And a bad parody at that. The graphics were terrible...just a few crappy radiants and triangles. I couldn't hear the sound at all, there was really no plot, this was the biggest waste of flash I've ever seen.

Surfer-Clock responds:

Heh, and I do thank you for your in-depth critiquing of this movie. Obviously by now, this isn't coming soon...it's more like never coming at all. It wasn't at all a good parody...but it was an attempt. Thanks again.

[fetch me sum]

Meh.

I didn't really like this too much. The graphics were kind of lack luster. Some of the scenes looked really rushed and really low quality. If your going to simulate a british accent in Speakonia, I would reccomend putting in subtitles since most voices were really hard to hear. The storyline wasn't too bad, but it was a little boring. There were a few funny parts, but you definitely need to add some more humor to the movie.

biohazard-moon responds:

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[LL - Apricot's Birthday]

Pretty nice.

I didn't really get the joke, and inside jokes don't really make good flash plots, but nonetheless this wasn't a bad movie. The graphics were very good and had lots of detail and shading, animation was also nice. Speakonia usage was nice also. As I said, didn't really understand the storyline, but that kind of made it funny for me.

MasterLock responds:

Thanks for the good review, I'll make sure my next flash makes sense :)

[Section 1-36]

Pretty bad.

The script was pretty funny, but it doesn't require a flash to be made just for it, and one without any real animation at that. This needs to be in a flash, but not a flash focused around it. This was mildly funny, but you really disappointed me with this one albino :'(

AlbinoClock responds:

Of course it disappointed you. It's not your style, babycakes. Your favorite flash content includes all serious movies. You have both episodes of There She Is on it, as well as Eskimo Bob and Brackenwood stuff. Mind you, I love Brackenwood, but it's very far from the genre of this movie.

Now, if you had some old Clock movies or some Star Syndicate stuff in your favorites, I'd be surprised. As far as this flash goes, you're part of the audience that was supposed to be annoyed, apparently.

[Belligerence]

Great use of sprites!

I've seen my fair share of sprite movies since I've been on NG, but this one was very complex compared to the other ones. The graphics were very good. Animations were smooth, and the constant movement of the sprites shows that you really put a good amount of time and effort into this. The sound was good, but some of the sound effects were low quality. For example in the beginning when the guy asks if the other heard a bomb, I had no idea that said sound was supposed to be a bomb. The storyline was great. It's an awesome concept and was well developed and played out. I liked how you introduced the title to the movie after it played for a while. This movie was a good length and is worth watching.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Thx dude you rock my socks.

[Oh Jesus god no! {CC}]

HA!

That was pretty funny, it's not as bad as the 1.95 score would suggest. The graphics weren't that great, I didn't really like how SBC was drawn and how the text kept changing sizes, and the lack of detail in the graphics. The speakonia was nicely done and I laughed quite a bit at the end with heinekenclock screaming. That was well animated and good sound. Storyline was pretty good, though it was a little short. This movie definitely deserves a higher score than it has now.

Ivanovitch responds:

Yeah I made it in 20 minutes, in a spark of inspiration.