FattyWhale's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Message For Clock Crew]

This is a joke right?

I am really hoping that this flash was meant to be a joke. I'm not sure exactly how something so bad as this passed judgement. You say in your movie that you would like the CC to stop making crap, however I look at this movie and see that it is crappier than 99% of CC movies. Sure, the CC has some wacky members, but most of their members can make really good movies with good graphics and storylines. This movie had terrible graphics, voice overs, no storyline, and doesn't deserve to be on NG.

Zac37840 responds:

It's called a parody...

[Your inner 1337]

The graphics were nice...

That's really about all that I found good about this movie. The graphics were good. Good drawings and animations. The speakonia was very hard to hear, even when turned up loud. i recommend some subtitles or something. What I could hear wasn't very funny or informative either, though I'm sure I didn't get it all.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER 1337

[Hot lesbian dreams]

Better than the first.

I didn't really like the first part of this series at all, but this one is definitely a turn around. The graphics weren't bad, but yet parts of them, like looking through the scope, just looked really crappy. Once again, I am not fond of the british accent, it just sounds weird. The sound effects were the best part. The storyline was pretty good, and it ended as a cliffhanger...can't wait to see the next part.

biohazard-moon responds:

yeah...the scope was a tech difficulty... the tween began to change the quality on the scope, and i had to remake it

[Click Me]

How many times must this be done?

Seriously, I've seen crap just like this where all you do is click a button that the flash tells you not to, all over ng. Usually crap like this doesn't pass judgement, and I'm not at all sure why this one did. Perhaps it's because the button looked well drawn? Honestly I have no idea, but other than that this is very unoriginal and not fun at all.

sticktale responds:

"all you do is click a button that flash tells you not to"

Don't crap on about something you don't know. You obviously clicked it a few times and quit. Much, MUCH more happens if you keep clicking, such as cursor changes, minigames etc.

[[CC] Die Bit!]

Your second flash about bit?

I really did like some of the flashes concerning what bitclock did, but it really doesn't help the situation when all you do is make crappy flashes that take about a day to make just scrutinizing and belittling him. If he had to constantly deal with this I'm starting to think he had every right to do what he did. The graphics were pretty terrible, just a bunch of pictures for backgrounds and some crappy hitlers. Really, this is just bad.

TNT-Clock responds:

FU.

[Revenge of the Jedi]

Pretty nice.

I didn't really like how this movie was about 75% fight scene and very little of anything else. The script was pretty funny, though I thought there could have been some more text. The fight scene itself had a lot of good moves and action in it and was very creative. You did a very good job and the effort showed in the sprites. Good job.

LeviFolds responds:

thanks again . i havent looked at your profile yet but i take it youve got a light aura, am i right ? im working on another sprite movie right now with custom sprites . its based on the metroid series, look for it!

[LoZ - The Final Link]

Superb!

Wow, I just can't get over the fact at how awesome the graphics are in this movie. There is no way you did this using macromedia flash, right? Animations and camera movemen't were professionally done and I haven't seen anything like this recently. The sound is very good and really sets some suspense. The beginning was good and overall, this movie offered a lot to the viewer. The only part I really didn't like was the simplicity of the preloader and menu. It just doesn't seem very "linky" to me.

LeviFolds responds:

thanks for the kind words . and yes, i used macromedia flash 5 to make this . i only used poser for the character models and movements, cause im not much of an illustrator, especially with a mouse

[[CC] - Where's the love?!]

Good idea!

It's good to see that someone put a flash out there that really clearly explained what is going on since a lot of people don't know. It was really in depth and added a lot of stuff on top of what I already knew. The graphics weren't great, but that's not the point of the flash. I liked all the random pictures, but I didn't like how fast the subtitles went, they were really hard to read. There was a good amount of humor in this and made me laugh a few times. Swell job.

MilkshakeClock responds:

I wanted it to be kind of fast paced with the pictures and stuff. To grab people's attention, basically.

Thanks for the words =)

[MCTV Hotpocket Downsizing]

Decent.

I really wasn't too impressed with this flash. The fact that it was all done inside of a game shows very little graphical talent. The subtitles should have had the character name next to them instead of color coded, that is very hard to remember. The voice overs were pretty good, though the script wasn't too amazing. This wasn't very funny and didn't really keep my attention too well.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Okay Im not mad atcha or anything...just gotta clear some stuff up for ya

1. You cant assume I have very little graphical talent just because my friends made and recorded this video and I felt like sharing it with the rest of the world! Also...you see the pictures at the beginning and end of the flash? Yea that was me...all drawn by mouse.

2. Do you realize how crazy repetitive that would get forme to type the persons name in all subtitles? I didnt feel like it...and besides...in all honesty...this videos more than a year old...and I couldnt remember all of the CHARACTERS (Not the people who played them) names.

3. What script? There was absolutely no script involved in this...my buddies got in a CS server, and just started adlibbing it...I give em credit for that

4. Don't say it wasnt really funny...you can say YOU didnt think it was very funny...but the majority of reviews Ive recieved have said otherwise...so dont generalize based on your opinion...

5. Sour patch kids are just so tasty...Especially when all ya have left is that really sour suger...then ya dump it all in your mouth like its your own little mini birthday!

6. I didnt have anything to do with this flash other than the drawings, the subtitles, and submiting it.

Thanks for the review :)