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[JAL: Who Done it?!]

Hmmm...

I did watch the first part of this series before this one. The first time I watched this, I was confused. Second time, same result. Third time, I picked up on the joke, wait no I didn't. I'm not sure exactly what happened in this movie since everything happens so fast. It really wasn't funny at all and didn't make a whole lot of sense. It also seemed like Jeff and his hat just kind of disappeared. I'm really not sure what to make of this movie, I've still got an eyebrow raised as I'm writing this now.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

That wasn't Jeff, silly. It was Zan. Her hat dissappared because I wanted it to.

The joke was that the very second ZAN steals the Lucky Charms, Jeff gets blammed and stabbed.

[Jeff and Lee]

A disappointing start.

This is definitely a disappointing first part of this many part series of JAL movies. There really wasn't a solid storyline involved in this except that leah wants her lucky charms back. The movie is very short and could have used a lot more substance to it. Drawings and character designs however were good, except for the blood which looked really stupid. This is a little disappointing, but I will watch the rest of the series.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Yah, it was my first one.
With peoples.

Jeff made the people. And I know it could have, and I know the blood sucked. Buuut...
The whole series is REALLY about Random Violence.

[Ruth Gets Smashed]

Good.

I wasn't overly impressed by this flash, but it was still decent. Graphics were definitely this movie's strong point. Very nice animations and drawings, especially the lip syncing. Voice overs were very well done. The story was kind of funny, but not as much as I thought it would be. Nice, short and sweet, just how I like em.

Wonchop responds:

Thanks. Glad to see some people have appreciation for the quick things.

[Your Inner Gonzo]

Actually funny.

While I got a good laugh out of this seeing as how the script was extremely funny, I still only gave it a three because everything else was terrible, aside from the sound, but really that isn't that great either. There was no animation and only one drawing. This really had no point other than a cheap laugh, which it gave, but this whole series is getting old.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER GONZO

[Your Inner Molotov]

Ugh.

I watched this because I am a fan of molotov, but this was just plain pointless. It was very hard to hear what molotov was saying and was very boring. There was very little animation and very few drawings. This flash just put me to sleep.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

[The SNN 4: 2005 in Review]

Hilarious

Haha, this made me laugh quite a bit. I wish it had subtitles because some parts are hard to hear. There wasn't a lot of animations, so I can't give this a high graphics score, but it gets a 6 for that pic of the pope. Funny stuff. Loved the comentary and all the jokes made...timeless stuff here people.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

You ALWAYS gets a higher score when you fuck up pictures of the pope <3.

Thanks.

That it is!

[The (Fake) Year in Review]

LOL is right

Though this was short, it was still pretty good, though it only really had one good laugh in it, obviously the SBC part. Very funny drawing you made in that part, and I liked how you led up to it. There really isn't a whole lot more to say since this movie is so short...other than good job.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Yah.
It was intended to be a sort of "April Fools" joke.

[The SNN 3: Defect!]

What a shame...

Well this series really took a nose dive with this one. There was hardly any animation at all, and the flash didn't get good until straw got back. That endless, almost mechanical blubbering about bush was really stupid and clock movies have nothing to do with polotics! The story was pretty lame, and it wasn't very funny.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

The whole point was that she had taken over.
And I make them. You weren't supplosed to want to listen to me.

[The SNN 2: Hurricane Rofl]

Genius!

This movie is just pure genius! I was a little disappointed that it wasn't a continuation from the previous episode, but it turned out just as well. Graphics were good, except for the text which is again, hard to read. The speakonia usage was just purely amazing, especially the laughing at the end. The script was very funny and I liked it a lot. I hope the series just keeps getting better!

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

It will, trust me!

The Series gets better! Check out the JAL Forums to met Straw Clock himself and take part in the SNN!

FTW?!