FattyWhale's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[R.I.P. Steve]

K

^^Good Points^^
None really, I cannot believe this guy was so popular that something like this can pass :s

^^Needs Improving^^
First off, you picked an incredibly annoying song, god I just wanted to take my headphones off while I watched this. Then, you said some really stupid and obvious things that everyone already knows. You aren't spreading the news anymore. There was no animation in this, and you just had some text and then one picture. Wow, amazing effort, friend.

Da-VinciClock responds:

Dude, i made it in about 4 minutes, so, no I didn't put any effort into it. And look when it was submitted, it WAS news to a LOT of people then. So pull your head out of your ass shaped ego long enough to see that this didn't need effort to be good.

[Irwin Artists randition]

K

^^Good Points^^
I don't see what everyone is getting so pissed off about. He had some tv show that no one watched. Anyway, I thought this was pretty good. It was very funny, especially the voice overs at the end. Seemed to go on forever, but that was what made it funny. Fast paced, and I couldn't help but laugh at it.

^^Needs Improving^^
Graphics are crappy, but that looks funny that way.

[A stick]

K

^^Good Points^^
Ok, great animations for the most part. Very life like. I also thought the sound effects were well done and right on cue. Some interesting things in this movie, especially all of the different problems that dude had.

^^Needs Improving^^
Like i thought, even shorter than the longer version, which I thought the kind of short. Could use some music in this too.

blanblan responds:

You reviewed my shorter version too? O_o

Neat.
Thanks!

[A stick (longer)]

K

^^Good Points^^
Very good animations. They were clear and obeyed the laws of the world very well. Nice job on that, it's the best part. This was pretty creative, a lot more than most stick movies with random violence. I thought the apple jacks were pretty funny as well as the other cereal boxes.

^^Needs Improving^^
Kind of short. I guess I didn't watch the first one either, but that must be really short !

blanblan responds:

Yup, really really short. :/

Thank you very much for reviewing. :)

[Steve Irwin - memorial]

K

^^Good points^^
I thought the preloader was pretty well done. Nice pictures, and you made it yourself with some good effects. Pretty neat music and some original pictures.

^^Needs Improving^^
Once again, and I've said this for pretty much every Steve Irwin movie made. You just tween and then fade in/out some pictures of Steve. not much effort or timeput into this.

Athi responds:

ok, well it's just supposed to show pictures... it's a memory... drawning graphics would never get the same effect

[OBEY Clock Crew]

K

^^Good Points^^
I liked the grapics. You had lots of detailed shading used in this movie, and all of the drawings were very professonally done. I thought the music was pretty good too of couse, neat tune. Also found it funny how all of the clocks looked extremely anry.

^^Needs Improving^^
Uhh.. no real storyline, and there really wasn't any humor in this either.

Ivanovitch responds:

[Uhh.. no real storyline, and there really wasn't any humor in this either.]

Y'know, because a lot of tutorials on Newgrounds say 'you need storyline and humor to make a good flash' doesn't mean they're essential.

There are other qualities of a movie you can judge it upon that aren't in the standard options you give a mark, such as originality, rythm, if it's somehow impressing to name a few.

Next time you review a flash, try taking into account how you feel about it, instead of thinking through Newgrounds guidelines.

[Steve Irwin R.I.P]

K

^^Good Points^^
I liked the music. Atleast it wasn't the crappy generic sad tribute music that most people have used. Some unique pictures, which is about what I am using to call this good. Sad.

^^Needs Improving^^
Just a bunch of pictures faded in and out. I have never really liked any of these, especially when they are as bland as this one.