FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bitch Slap Bobby]

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^^Good Points^^
Music was mildly amusing, a good tune.

^^Needs Improving^^
First off, it's an inside joke, which really makes it that much less funny to everyone else. I have no idea who this guy is, nor do I feel like trying to slap him in the face with a bad detection system. Low quality music and boring graphics.

[Kick Matt in the Ass]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Well, you get a reward no matter how you answer. Everyone wins.

^^Needs Improving^^
This is truly one of the worst quiz games. The questions are completely random, which is fine, but two of the answers aren't even plausible as correct. I have no idea who the hell made is, and why I would want to kick his rotated "3" of an ass.

[StressRelief]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Well, it was mildly amusing in its simplicity. The sound effect that you added was humorous.

^^Needs Improving^^
Not much to it, as I said above, it's very simplistic. You should have added some more to this to keep someone occupied for a little longer.

[Super Spy]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Ok, you added a lot of neat background type stuff for the movie. Some scenes in the intro were cool.

^^Needs Improving^^
I thought that the fact that you couldn't click a button until it stopped moving was annoying. More importantly though is the challenge of this game. The whole intro takes about two minutes, and then killing him takes one entirely effortless click of the mouse.

[Pokemon Master Assassinat]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Definitely a lot better than most Pokemon killing games. The graphics were actually pretty good, and original as well. The game was pretty fun, as there were lots of enemies and the controls were easy. Pretty fun game.

^^Needs Improving^^
On the first level, how were you supposed to avoid the pokemon's attack? It seemed like you couldn't avoid it or shoot at it.

[Assassinate Tom Fulp]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Definitely one of the better assassin games, nothing against Tom Fulp though. When he went into super mode the game got really tough. Had a hard time beating it.

^^Needs Improving^^
The graphics weren't very good at all. You didn't do much animating of Tom, except for some simple tweens and such.

[Uniwar Level 2]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
It was kind of cool how you added the cutscenes and such into this to give it that cinematic effect. Challenging game and pretty fun to play around with.

^^Needs Improving^^
As is a flaw in most games, detection wasn't that good. You couldn't hit the entire body of an enemy, you had to hit them in certain spots, which was really annoying. Also, increase the framerate a bit to make things smoother.

[Horny Scarecrow]

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^^Good Points^^
The song was sure funny. Never heard it before, and it was quite creative.

^^Needs Improving^^
As I gather from the reviews, and just my own intuition, you didn't make this song. This is completely fine, I have no problem with people making a music video for a song they didn't create, but this was hardly animated at all. You just drew a scarecrow and made his mouth move (not following the vocals) and submitted it, without giving credit to the song's author.

[Kill Pikachu - Part 2]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Well, it's always good to have some variety, which is what you had with all of the different deaths. Sound effects were good too.

^^Needs Improving^^
Just not very satisfying. The graphics weren't too good. You used shape tweens and giant red blotches for blood, and it didn't look even remotely realistic. If I want my pikachu killing urges relieved, I'm obviously going to have to go somewhere else.

[Teletubbies get Fucked]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
I liked the music you looped. I think it's a pretty good loop, and I'm happy you didn't play the whole song, as the singing is just awful.

^^Needs Improving^^
For one, detection could be better. You could actually show the bullet go in where you hit them. The game is way too easy as well. There is almost no way to fail the mission, unless you have a broken arm or are blind or something. Needs to be harder.