FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[america off-line]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
A little bit of this was funny, like the mail message from AOL.

^^Needs Improving^^
Not a very good parody of AOL. I'm sure AOL is a terrible service, but this was just painful to play with. The graphics were pretty awful, sound effects were made by you, which just doesn't sound right.

[Whack A Dicklett!]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
This was a pretty good Pokemon destroying game. It was challenging, and you had to be pretty accurate to hit them all. I'm also happy that the highscore list is still supported after 7 years. Good stuff!

^^Needs Improving^^
Some different game modes would be good to have. Just to make it more interesting and give it some extra replay value.

[doors 3000]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
A new version of the old one, and it still has its positive points. Some parts of this were funny, like Solitaire, where you would get "wrong move" after doing anything.

^^Needs Improving^^
Again, graphics could have been a lot better, with screenshots used from your own desktop. The sound effects were also odd. not sure I like how you made them yourself.

[Die Trainer Die!]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
One of the better Pokemon killing games. The graphics weren't bad, I liked the blood and gore you drew. Also, sound effects were very powerful. I liked how sometimes Pokemon poked out of nowhere and you could shoot them too.

^^Needs Improving^^
Still a bit boring, as all of these are, but better than most.

["crucify-me! Jesus"]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Heh, that was a pretty funny game. It was neat how you had different passages from the bible that sounded kind of wierd. Jesus's screams were also hilarious. Very funny.

^^Needs Improving^^
I think you could have used some different sound clips throughout. it would have just been more fun for the viewers.

[Get A Life !]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
Haha, leaving a negative review means no life, eh? Well, it was a mildly amusing game, and some of the answers that mean you have a life are quite amusing.

^^Needs Improving^^
The answers were just weird. I don't think I would have done any of the answers if the situation actually arose. You need to think of more common answers if you want people to take this more seriously.

[Sheepy]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
This game was pretty fun and had a very unique concept. The graphics were surprisingly good, and I liked how intricately made the top menu was. A fun game to play, but hard to master. Good work.

^^Needs Improving^^
I would have liked an endless mode just to get used to the game play and such. This was kind of hard with only three lives.

[doors]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
All in all, it was a pretty comical spoof. The best joke had to be the release date of Doors 2000...in 2005. Also, "Doors" is just a funny name to have for this OS.

^^Needs Improving^^
The graphics were not too impressive. You should have used screenshots of your computer to make it look more realistic. When you get and illegal operation, you can't close that window either.

[Hypnokill]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
I guess it was at least a bit creative, to say the least.

^^Needs Improving^^
I thought these pinwheel hypnotization things were supposed to work by just spinning. This one you had to make flash, which kind of hurt my eyes. Nor did it raise my urge to kill, as you told me it would.

[SmallAnimals Scared Faces]

(title in work)

^^Good Points^^
The drawings weren't too badly drawn. Kind of funny how you had that old guy in here to scare the bunny.

^^Needs Improving^^
It just seems pointless to me. I want to scare a bunny because he looks suspicious? That's just silly. And then this just turned into another Pikachu killing game, which really disappointed me.