FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ralusas Cure]

What. The. Fuck.

^^Good Points^^
Your character designs sure are unique, and the storyline is pretty unique too, and I always give extra points to things for being unique.

^^Needs Improving^^
I couldn't figure out how to start this game via buttons on the game itself, so by pressing play I was able to start. First you are asked to go get flowers, and then you are sidetracked by having to go find this magical meat, and forgetabout the flowers. The whole storyline is fucked up and weird. The continue buttons are hard to hit and overall, this was just an ugly game. It was too easy and didn't make sense at all.

[pats insult generator]

Adjectives, my friend

^^Good Points^^
This is good for a few small laughs, but I'm not sure exactly who I'm supposed to use it on.

^^Needs Improving^^
The voice you used in this is pretty terrible. It's way too slow and doesn't sound convincing at all, even Speakonia works better. There is also a small click whenever you hit a button, which is annoying. This doesn't have very many buttons and the main thing missing is lots of adjectives, which would help people to make longer, funnier strings of insults.

[Stick Training 2]

I agree...WEAK

^^Good Points^^
I can understand how you tried to make this funny, it was a decent attempt, but just didn't work out for you.

^^Needs Improving^^
If you are going to use stick figures, you have to have atleast good animation, which is something you lacked greatly. Your character's arms and legs moved sparingly, and never showed walking. The storyline is kind of predictible and isn't very funny either. And this would be considered a movie, not a game.

[Shoot 'Em Down 1]

Not fair

^^Good Points^^
I liked how the lives system worked in this game. That was pretty unique and is good in theory, however it didn't work in this game...

^^Needs Improving^^
The lives system doesn't work because half the time, there is nothing on the screen to click, so you are wasting away your life meter and can do nothing about it. Next time, make the enemies stay on the screen to make this meter fair. I didn't like the drawings, they looked very rushed, and the sound effects got annoying after hearing them a couple times.

[Historical Speeches]

How lame.

^^Good Points^^
I was expecting this to be funny. Turns out, it really wasn't.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, this was incredibly uncreative. You added a bunch of farts in between lines of different presidential speeches. The joke really doesn't work the fiftieth time you use it as well, so think about that next time.

[Cosmic Duel]

Just incredibly boring

^^Good Points^^
The graphics aren't too shabby. I liked the drawing of the ship and the enemies were drawn well also.

^^Needs Improving^^
You graphics still need improving though. Perhaps more than one kind of enemy that actually attacks would be nice, and maybe a more interesting background. This game is way too easy and never seems to get any harder, which is why I didn't like it. There are just so many games like this one circulating around, this isn't very original and is very boring.

[Time for Change]

K...

^^Good Points^^
This isn't really a game, nor is it a movie really, it's a comic, which we don't really see here much on NG. I liked how you took these images of the ideal American couple and made such a strange plot with it. The text was funny and the ending was pretty funny.

^^Needs Improving^^
This could use some voice overs, or atleast some kind of music to break up the monotony. The text was really hard to understand at some points just because it was all slang.

[pick the path]

His car flipped over a stone...

^^Good Points^^
The drawings weren't all that bad in this game. There were some different choices, and this isn't too straightforward.

^^Needs Improving^^
I didn't even feel like bothering with playing this game. I flipped over a stone in the road and died. That has to be the lamest death I've ever experienced in a flash game, which is why I didn't bother retrying. The animations were also extremely slow, so going from option to option takes a long time, so I would imagine that actually going through each option could take a long time, which is another reason I didn't finish this.

[zombie house]

XD

^^Good Points^^
I don't see why people don't like so much. This is the first game I've seen with this low of a score that actually used shading in the graphics, so I'm happy with that and the drawings weren't bad either. The game has some humor, like the ending and the "you got shot, fool" line. This wasn't TOO straightforward either.

^^Needs Improving^^
You went a little far with the "You can't do anything about it" page. The ending would have been many times funnier had you just ended it when you found the record, which was funny in its randomness.

[Kiss Britney Spears Game!]

Lol

^^Good Points^^
I found this humorous because the poor quality must have made so many people mad that this wasn't more "realistic". I found it funny how every answer would get you a kiss. It was also funny when the kissing part was just "push face against screen". Wow, over one million views, you must be some type of genius.

^^Needs Improving^^
Like I said above, the quality is pretty poor. Your drawings aren't good and the images are kind of too zoomed in to look very good. The sound effects were oh so annoying.