FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Whack a Rapper]

*shudders*

^^Good Points^^
I liked the carnival themed music. It went along with the whole whack-a-mole themed game.

^^Needs Improving^^
This game is really confusing. Your directions are really weird and I only understood the first part of it. The game itself is really frustrating and hard to beat. The characters move way too fast making it almost impossible to hit them in time. I only got to the second level before I gave up. The drawings had very little detail in them and were poorly done.

[Beat Up Scuba Steve!]

No good

^^Good Points^^
There is no good. Only the opposite of bad, which is nothing.

^^Needs Improving^^
No one here knows your friend scuba steve, so no one really wants to beat him up, especially when the graphics are as crappy as they are in this game. The blood was drawn horribly and the death scenes were just lame. This wasn't very fun or original, so I didn't like it at all.

[Kill Grant]

Some effort...

^^Good Points^^
It looks like you put some effort into this, more than most of the games in this score range. The wound in his head also wasn't too bad.

^^Needs Improving^^
I have no idea who Grant is, I assume he is someone who you know in real life, and no one else does, so that is not a good choice by you. People want to kill people they know. This was also a very short game and wasn't entirely too fun, manily because of the points above.

[= MGS:TTE demo =]

Oy...

^^Good Points^^
The music was good, and the clip about the box you added was humorous.

^^Needs Improving^^
This is a terrible game. It's extremely short, all you have to do is click on the guy and you win. I actually had a hard time figuring aout what the hell to do in this game for a while. Your drawings are terrible, but I guess atleast you didn't use stick figures. Next time, make a few more levels and make the directions more clear. Most of the time I spent playing this game was trying to figure out what to do.

[The Timmy Soundboard]

How pointless...

^^Good Points^^
Well...err...the three different menus in this were nice...yay?

^^Needs Improving^^
This is the most pointless soundboard ever. Timmy has one line that is altered slightly in the many sound clips on here. You would have been good with just one sound and put it on the same button over and over. Your images were low res, and the layout was kind of sloppy.

[Make A Stick]

I've never seen a worse dress up...

^^Good Points^^
Well, it's going to be really easy to write this review :)

^^Needs Improving^^
This is really easy since this is a pretty terrible game. First off, you have very few objects and those you have for the most part aren't drawn very well. The character is a stick filled with gradients, which is never a good idea. This is terrible.

[SQATT]

Could be better

^^Good Points^^
The sound effects were a nice addition. The game works fine and for such a low filesize, this may be a good quick game if someone is bored.

^^Needs Improving^^
I didn't like how small the flies were, you could have them slightly bigger. This game is really simple and easy too since all the flies come from the left side of the screen. You could add something more pertaining to the score like levels or something and also some more flies at one time would be better. Right now, everything moves way too slowly.

[windows 200000001]

Not too bad...

^^Good Points^^
Though this isn't very stunning graphically, or nearly the best windows parody I've seen, the game is pretty funny. Media player made me laugh, and the Paint/Photoshop contradiction was funny as well. I loved how when you clicked just about anything all those virus windows popped up. I liked the sound effects. The upbeatness of the sound was kind of funny when you got the virus messages.

^^Needs Improving^^
Like I said, the graphics aren't very good in this. You could have spent some more time drawing and putting some more contetent in here. A good windows parody requires more time to view all the options.