FattyWhale's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pancakes Collab]

I love pancakes.

I have nothing against pancakes or IHOP or anyone who made this, but this was just a bad movie. I mean, there are so many better things to do with pancakes than make crappy flashes. The music on the menu was good. Reverents part was really the only good part of the whole collab, though the sound was really low quality. Fat badger's part doesn't have a menu button...just thought you'd like to know.

[Message For Clock Crew]

This is a joke right?

I am really hoping that this flash was meant to be a joke. I'm not sure exactly how something so bad as this passed judgement. You say in your movie that you would like the CC to stop making crap, however I look at this movie and see that it is crappier than 99% of CC movies. Sure, the CC has some wacky members, but most of their members can make really good movies with good graphics and storylines. This movie had terrible graphics, voice overs, no storyline, and doesn't deserve to be on NG.

Zac37840 responds:

It's called a parody...

[Your inner 1337]

The graphics were nice...

That's really about all that I found good about this movie. The graphics were good. Good drawings and animations. The speakonia was very hard to hear, even when turned up loud. i recommend some subtitles or something. What I could hear wasn't very funny or informative either, though I'm sure I didn't get it all.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER 1337

[Hot lesbian dreams]

Better than the first.

I didn't really like the first part of this series at all, but this one is definitely a turn around. The graphics weren't bad, but yet parts of them, like looking through the scope, just looked really crappy. Once again, I am not fond of the british accent, it just sounds weird. The sound effects were the best part. The storyline was pretty good, and it ended as a cliffhanger...can't wait to see the next part.

biohazard-moon responds:

yeah...the scope was a tech difficulty... the tween began to change the quality on the scope, and i had to remake it

[Red Riding Hood]

Great!

I will probably never figure out how people make graphics such as the ones in this movie. Graphically, this was just amazing. The layering and blurring of close up objects was very professional. The storyline was great, I really wasn't expecting that ending. Music and voices were excellent. It was a little long, but the storyline wasn't boring. Nice job.

[Chrono Who #7]

Intro was good.

I was really expecting this movie to be a good one, however once I saw that everything besides the intro was just a video clip that you found on some website, I changed my opinion. It is obvious that you have some graphical talent as seen in the intro, but this movie had nothing to do with Chrono. This was pretty terrible and I am disappointed.

[8-bit theatre Sing along.]

Not bad.

If I'm not mistaken, there is already a great flash on NG using this same exact song. If I am wrong, I'm sorry, but this just doesn't compare to what I remember from the other flash using this song. The graphics were ok for the most part, though there wasn't any backgrounds or much detail, though some nice sprite usage in this film. I liked the buttons in the beginning. Also, try and keep the text the same size throughout the movie.

[Click Me]

How many times must this be done?

Seriously, I've seen crap just like this where all you do is click a button that the flash tells you not to, all over ng. Usually crap like this doesn't pass judgement, and I'm not at all sure why this one did. Perhaps it's because the button looked well drawn? Honestly I have no idea, but other than that this is very unoriginal and not fun at all.

sticktale responds:

"all you do is click a button that flash tells you not to"

Don't crap on about something you don't know. You obviously clicked it a few times and quit. Much, MUCH more happens if you keep clicking, such as cursor changes, minigames etc.

[[CC] Die Bit!]

Your second flash about bit?

I really did like some of the flashes concerning what bitclock did, but it really doesn't help the situation when all you do is make crappy flashes that take about a day to make just scrutinizing and belittling him. If he had to constantly deal with this I'm starting to think he had every right to do what he did. The graphics were pretty terrible, just a bunch of pictures for backgrounds and some crappy hitlers. Really, this is just bad.

TNT-Clock responds:

FU.