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[Spaceballs Soundboard]

Not very good

^^Good Points^^
Spaceballs is a funny movie and this was a good choice for a soundboard. All of the buttons seemed to work fine as well.

^^Needs Improving^^
There is a pretty good amount of clips in here, but they aren't very high quality. Some of them are different volumes and some are just plain hard to hear because of background noise. You should also try to edit the idividual sound files to tighten up each file. In general sound clips with more than one character aren't very useful, since a soundboards general purpose it to make prank phone calls.

turkeybanjo responds:

I tried to get the clips as best I could, and if you want to prank people just use the stop sounds button I guess

[Save The Ball]

It's all been done.

^^Good Points^^
The graphics and sounds were the strongest points in this game. The sound was noticable but not to the point where it is annoying. The graphics were pretty well drawn and atleast this thing didn't look like crap.

^^Needs Improving^^
The main reason I gave this a low score is because it is terribly unoriginal. This game has been submitted to NG many times and this version of it adds absolutly nothing on top of the other versions. Add some cool features like multi ball and some other stuff (think of em yourself) and maybe I will reconsider my score.

[Virtual Nipple Twist]

Err..ok?

^^Good Points^^
The graphics were very well done. You drew about as disgusting of a fat old man as you possibly could. Him and his big fat floppy tits.

^^Needs Improving^^
I'm sorry, but I just didn't find this game fun at all. The lack of instructions made it hard to really know exactly how to play this game, I found myself not exactly knowing if I was doing a lot of stuff right. Plus the game is just a stupid idea. If I wanted to twist someones tits off I'd go do it.

[Gun Gallery 4]

Completely and udderly pointless

^^Good Points^^
Err...the "drawings" which you probably didn't even draw looked pretty nice.

^^Needs Improving^^
This whole series has bothered me. This isn't really a movie, and it isn't really a game. It's just a bunch of information about guns...who the hell is ever going to use this on NG? I could just as easily go to google, search for a gun, get the info without having to look through all of the guns, and probably get the info in less time.

Oberst-Bart responds:

I've drawn every single one of them!
And you probably dont like it just because its educational!

[Thursday Thirteen]

Useless

^^Good Points^^
Well, this is challenging...wait, that turns out to be a bad thing. Nevermind.

^^Needs Improving^^
First off, why the hell would I want to play this game? There is only one game, and the way you manipulated the photo made it very hard to pick out some of the differences. This could use some music to take away from the boringness of everything else.

[Halo Marines Soundboard 2]

More Halo soundboards...

^^Good Points^^
Err, this was slightly improved, but really this is pointless.

^^Needs Improving^^
Stop making these retarded soundboards. You've made like 237018974 soundboards all on Halo, and they really aren't good for making prank calls. I can't say hello or goodbye or yess with this soundboard making it hard to have a good conversation. I guess I could say "your gonna die grunt" but why the fuck would I want to say that?

Phil-Phangly responds:

The purpose for my making these soundboards is to showcase funny quotes from Halo, not use them for prank calls. Soundboards can be funny without being used for prank calls.

[Doom Scene Creator]

Decent

^^Good Points^^
I liked the way that everything in this was completely animated and wasn't just a stand still, it makes creating a scene much more fun. All of the items seemed to work fine and there was a pretty good variety of items.

^^Needs Improving^^
This should be more Doom themed. I have no idea why you used a background from Metal Slug, that just makes no sense, and you should have had some music from Doom, that would make sense...

MustEnjoyPie responds:

ya.. I figured someone would pick those out.. well I didnt use a Doom background for the fact I kept looking and waiting.. and looking.... I talked in forums.. but people kept getting confused with doom desktop backgrounds.. oh and the music..well I got lazy haha.. Thank you for putting time in your review! :)

[Bullet Bill]

Excellent!

^^Good Points^^
I love the idea. It's not often that a game like this one runs into the portal. This is a very original idea with simple game play, simple controls, and a boatload of fun. The levels were hard and the game was pretty fast paced. The integrated password system will only add to this game's replay value.

^^Needs Improving^^
The only thing I found bad about this game was that the backgrounds were a little bland, even though they aren't significant to the game, they could be spruced up a tad.

[Paper Asteroids]

Simple, small, and enjoyable

^^Good Points^^
One of the few reasons that I will give a classic type game like this a bad score is because it is unoriginal, however, you managed to not only make this unique graphically, but also game play wise. I liked the energy bar, which gives constant shooting a downfall, and the health bar replenishes at a good rate.

^^Needs Improving^^
Add some sound. I would add some cartoony type sound effects, I think it would go good with the paper style.

[Dragondash]

Not bad.

^^Good Points^^
I like they simplistic game play style and the simplistic controls. This game takes a little bit of getting used to, but it's definitely fun to play. The music was a good choice and I could see this game giving quite a bit of fun.

^^Needs Improving^^
The main thing I didn't like was the graphics, in fact I thought they were pretty horrendous. There was a complete lack of detail in the walls, you could have made them look a lot better, and the colors just didn't work for me. I would have rather see just the dragon change color than the entire screen, it is a little annoying.

Ophyr responds:

Thanks for the review :)

Details are low indeed, I aimed for an abstract theme so yeah :) Actually, the first version was less fast, with a cartoony dragon ^^