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[Life Of Kimmie Soundboard]

Worst soundboard...Ever!

^^Good Points^^
The graphical layout wasn't too bad. It wasn't quite as nooby looking as I thought it would be. It's also a nice feature to link to the trailer and the video clip, though I didn't watch them.

^^Needs Improving^^
Eleven sounds clips doesn't really cut it for a full soundboard, especially when all of the clips are of this weird lady laughing then saying a few words. From this soundboard, I hate this character, whoever she is, and will never watch the movie she is in.

[Click The Box]

A pretty poorly made game...

^^Good Points^^
The file size is really low, so atleast this game could be played quickly just to get it over with.

^^Needs Improving^^
I finished this game in about thirty seconds. The course the box takes is very repetitve so I just waited where I knew the box would eventually go. You should have made the path random somehow. The drawings were really stupid as well. You might as well have put a blank background. It probably would have looked better that way. This is not entertaining, not challenging, and I wouldn't recomment playing it.

[Straight-Up Carnage]

Nothing special

^^Good Points^^
The drawings weren't too horrible, they were probably the best part of the game.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, like you said this is unfinished, and would be a lot better if it were finished. After you finish the killing, you can't go back to the menu via buttons, which is pretty annoying. Your blood is drawn pretty poorly, and I didn't really have fun playing this at all.

[The Matrix Triv]

Not a bad idea...

^^Good Points^^
I like the whole Matrix graphical theme throughout this. Some of the questions were pretty challenging as well.

^^Needs Improving^^
The buttons are just text, which is a big no-no and they are really hard to click. Also, there aren't very many questions in this, which makes this too fast for a quiz.

[Kill Thurber and NG Staff]

Choose your own?

^^Good Points^^
Well....Err...I guess it's good that I have SOME choice of what to do. Just a little bit though.

^^Needs Improving^^
You have to admit that the graphics are crap. For some reason you pictures are really low quality, like they are sprites or something, or not made in Flash. But anyway, there wasn't really many options on what to do in this game. You basically clicked buttons to see the next poorly drawn scene. There was not animation at all, which would have been nice, and the intro takes way too long to get past.

[Shark Attack]

Custom cursor and mouseover effects...

^^Good Points^^
None. Absolutely none.

^^Needs Improving^^
Ok, I will reveal your secret. You shark is a symbol that changes on mouseover, and your mouse is the drawing of the fish. I could make this, with better graphcis, sound, and better interactivity in no more than three minutes flat. You didn't even make the shark symbol just the mouth so that it would open up only when the fish touched the front of his mouth. It's obvious you didn't spend much time making this or put much thought into it.

[build your own gundam]

Catchy music!

^^Good Points^^
I really liked the music in this. It is really quite a cool tune that really got my blood pumping. I'm sure you won't read this, but if you do, please tell me what song it is. For the most part the pieces weren't drawn TOO badly.

^^Needs Improving^^
First off, I couldn't figure out where half of the pieces fit, because plenty of them didn't seem to fit anywhere. Places where I thought a piece would fit, there would be pieces of the blank gundam sticking out. You should give the user a little more stage room, as it is this is too cluttered.

[enter the matrix in style]

Short, and poorly done

^^Good Points^^
Well, atleast this game was interactive enough for it to work fairly well.

^^Needs Improving^^
Let's get this out of the way... The graphics are horrible. Your drawings are very lame, and the animations are very simple and don't take much skill at all. You blood looks very unrealistic, and this game is just not fun to play because it is way too easy and too short. This game took me about thirty seconds to complete, meaning that this game is not long enough at all.

[Stop Da Bomb]

Err...

^^Good Points^^
The game didn't take long, so it didn't waste much of my time.

^^Needs Improving^^
The graphics are horrible. It looks like someone took a picture and saved it as a gif and distorted the quality. And why does everyone have a third leg?? You used stick figures which is bad, but you didn't even animate them at all or any animations at all. The game is boring and doesn't take much effort. No sound, no fun, this game is pretty terrible and deserves the score it has.

[FF: Kill Strawberry Clock]

lol

^^Good Points^^
This is a pretty funny idea. I like how you have to point out over and over that one cannot destroy SBC. I liked your drawings of the menu, and the menu itself. The music is also pretty good.

^^Needs Improving^^
I didn't really like how you didn't bother to change the background color on the sprites, which makes this look really crappy. This also needs a button to go back to the menu, or else the clips just keep looping forever.