FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[u sir are a bitch assss..]

Meh.

Sure, flash movies that are intended to scare people are quite funny, but this one didn't even approach doing that well. First off, these things are very common, so when you say, "turn up speakers" that instantly throws up a flag for people that it's going to try and scare you. Also, try to pump up the file size with useless crap so people are waiting for something to happen. Just a few tips if you try this again.

[Tetravex]

It's been done.

I hate it when people just blatantly rip off games that aren't even really that good. This game is an old one, and not even very fun, so it was a good choice to rip off. Graphically the game was pretty good and the way you did the solution was good also. This could also use a few tracks of music. Like I said, the main reason this game isn't good is because your ripped it off without adding many features except for a 5x5 grid.

[Traps]

Improve then resubmit.

This is a good idea for a game, but it could definitely use a lot of improvements. First off, the graphics were pretty bad. You should really work on them so that people will be more attracted to it. This could also use some sound effects and music. The death scenes also weren't too impressive. I also didn't like the use of FGHJ. You should have used easier keys like ASDF or the arrow keys.

[Microphone pilot]

Finally an original game

The reason I give a lot of low scores to games that are seemingly well made is because they are terribly unoriginal, however this is definitely not the case with this game. This game is very original, and I've never seen anything like it submitted to NG. The game seemed to work fine and was pretty challenging to get a hang of, but still fun. Graphically the game wasn't too stunning and could have been better. This is a fun, entertaining game and I hope you will make some more like it.

[Ping Pong...]

Err...

Well, here it is, another flash version of pong, something the internet was really waiting for. But seriously, if you just going to remake a game that has been done literally thousands of times, atleast add SOMETHING that makes it unique. I also don't see why you had to rip off the Ultimate Showdown music. Next time, try and make something that makes your game unique.

[GTA 2 Soundboard]

Ok...

This is an original idea, but like some of your other soundboards, this one doesn't really offer the chance for a funny prank call seeing as there are no questions, or responses, just ridiculous sounding words from a video game. When you make a soundboard in the future, please keep in mind that the point of a soundboard is not to listen to random words, but to prank call someone using the sounds from the board.

[Billy M. Movie Soundboard]

Hmmm...

This soundboard wasn't really too impressive. This wasn't very stunning graphically, not that it makes a huge difference in performance, but it does add to the score a little bit. The sounds themselves weren't of great choice. I couldn't see myself using this soundboard to make a good prank call because there are very few responses and just short statements. Try not to put in sound files with more than one character in them. A good effort, but could use a lot of work.

[-=Tetris=- v.2]

Terrible.

It's not like the internet needs another version of tetris, especially a version that offers absolutely no new components, and also has components missing. The graphics were pretty terrible, I can't even explain why, it just looks awkward. The sound...well there was none! Tetris has great music you could have atleast added that. There is no instructions and the game is just exactly the same as any other version. Next time you take an idea, atleast try to make it better.

[4 Incomplete Games]

Not bad.

The best part about these games is that they were all pretty original. There aren't many games like these on NG. The platformer and the shooter were very original and I would have liked to see finished. The other two were alright, but nothing special. You should definitely finish atleast those two and resubmit them. The graphics weren't that great in any game, they were mostly hand drawn, but the game play makes up for it. This could definitely use some funky music in it. Overall, nice job on the games even though they aren't finished.

johnfn responds:

Don't you worry about the graphics, I've got a 3D animator guy helping me out :D

Yeah, I'll probably finish shooter, then mousegame because so many people loved it, then I might go on to platformer and ditch the whole boss idea and move on. Thanks for the review.