FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Urinal Game]

K

^^Good Points^^
Games set in bathrooms are always neat games. Well, usually. This isn't a neat game at all, but it's set in a bathroom, so that's good.

^^Needs Improving^^
This game doesn't make much sense to me. I couldn't get past the second level. Everything I clicked made that crappy pictures show up telling me not to play with myself. Next time you make a game, make sure it makes some sense.

[FPS Doug SoundBoard]

K

^^Good Points^^
I can't believe that no one ever thought of such a great character to do a soundboard on. Doug is quite a funny guy, and you captured a lot of his wonderful quotes in this soundboard. Funny stuff in here, I had some fun playing around with it.

^^Needs Improving^^
Your graphics aren't really that great. You should make the buttons stand out a little more, and a background image or two would be a nice addition.

[The JarJarKiller]

K

^^Good Points^^
Well, there's no doubt that JarJar is the worst character in Star Wars, and everyone wants to kill him, so you're obviously going to get points for that. Some of the sound effects were decent as well.

^^Needs Improving^^
Let's face it. The graphics aren't that good. The death scenes are very short and the blood is just not very good. The deaths weren't really creative at all either, they all included either a bomb, a knife or a gun, which is pretty lame. Nothing special here.

[Pico vs Eskimo Bob(fight)]

K

^^Good Points^^
This is a pretty funny idea. I love Eskimo Bob, so I'm glad I got to play as him. The drawings were simplistic, but I still liked them.

^^Needs Improving^^
This game is very buggy. First off, the controls screen doesn't show up, so I luckily got the controls down just because they were common buttons used in games. The computer AI is real bad...Pico just walks to the other side of the screen and attacks randomly. I am also annoyed that you can walk off the left side of the screen, and appear on the right side. No music or sound effects make it lame too.

[fasss]

K

^^Good Points^^
From what I can see, which isn't a lot, this could have been a pretty decent game. The game play seems to work pretty well. I liked the music you used, and one can't really beat the file size.

^^Needs Improving^^
I think it's pretty obvious that this game is like 20x20 pixels or something, which is far too small to get a good idea of what is going on. I really had to squint to see what was going on, and it took me longer to figure out how to play than I actually played the game. Make it bigger, give it a score system, and this will be far better.

[The Rebel Virus]

K

^^Good Points^^
The buttons work...the many...many buttons.

^^Needs Improving^^
The graphics weren't very good. The images you used were cropped very poorly and it doesn't look like you spent much time on them. The game itself is kind of hard to understand. I wasn't given a goal at all, just an array of buttons to click on where a long scenario would play out, and more confusion would be added to the mess. I honestly don't have the patience to enjoy this game.

[Fast and Furious Garage]

K

^^Good Points^^
I like how you had the idea of combining both a dress up style game, and a driving game together. Unfotunately, you cannot get points for an idea.

^^Needs Improving^^
Yikes, this is a pretty poorly made game! Aside from the terrible drawings or pretty much everything in the game, this is still a terrible game. The dress up part of this didn't have many parts, and a lot of the pieces, like the tires didn't seem to fit. The driving portion of this is terrible as well. There are no collisions, even when you hit a wall or go completely off of the track. The car also doesn't correct to frontwards after you turn...

[gang wars 1]

K

^^Good Points^^
Unfortunately, nothing really stood out that I would write in this section of the review...sorry.

^^Needs Improving^^
The main thing wrong with this game is that the storyline is really hard to understand. It seems like when I click on something, the next series of events has nothing to do with last event. The graphics are horrible, which doesn't make this any easier to follow. I really had no idea what I was doing when I was playing and basically just click anything I could try try and progress. Not a fun game. Next time make it a little clearer.

[Battle For Terry Schiavo]

K

^^Good Points^^
LOLOLOLOL! This has to be the funniest Terry Shiavo thing I've ever seen. Even the preloader started this game out as a funny game. I loved it. The game itself is very funny because of the perfectly fitting background music. This was a very funny portrayal of the battle for the rights to Terry Shiavo, and the ending was just too hilarious, with Terry dancing away, and the "Haha, Terry Shiavo stays alive" message is just the best ending to a game every. People need to loosten up and take this as a joke.

^^Needs Improving^^
What the heck were those little white things in the maze? I hit two of them :(

SwellProductions responds:

they were feeding tubes

[Dres Dave Kavernum (demo)]

K

^^Good Points^^
The drawings weren't half bad in this. I especially liked how you did the mouths and made the chin a different shape on some of them. The other items were pretty interesting and pretty fun to play around with as well. The stage was layed out well and wasn't very cluttered. I thought this was a pretty good dress up game actually.

^^Needs Improving^^
The main thing I didn't like about this was the music. I just really hated it and it was really quite annoying.