FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gradient Turorial]

K

^^Good Points^^
Well, atleast you didn't tell people how to make the crappy gradients. I was expecting you to teach people to do that, which we all know, NG has too much of already.

^^Needs Improving^^
This is a tutorial on gradients. I've seen tutorials that cover many other subjects and still cover gradients and usually in a better fashion. This really doesn't have much detail in it, and as a standalone tutorial, just isn't enough for me to like it.

[Uncle Bob-Level 1]

K

^^Good Points^^
Well, again, like the second level, there really isn't anything good to point out. The whole thing could use a major overhaul.

^^Needs Improving^^
Ok, for one, I couldn't read half the stuff that popped up on the screen because it moved too fast. The game goes way too fast as well, and since you can't kill people by shooting them anywhere besides their heads, the game isn't very fun either. Your blood is just a purple colored shape tween and this is just bad taste. Sorry, but I didn't like it much at all.

[Uncle Bob-Level 2]

K

^^Good Points^^
Well, uh, nothing is too stunning in this game.

^^Needs Improving^^
Yeah, the storyline doesn't make much sense, why does he go to wall street to kill people? It doesn't make sense. Then Regis, who is about the most personable guy on TV becomes your enemy by haphardly tweening around the screen taunting you to shoot him in the face. The graphics are terrible, too many gradients and your blood looks like crap.

[ThiefBaum's World]

K

^^Good Points^^
A great game for Newgrounds! It just makes fun of the internet's most hated villain and it's also very fun to play. Avoiding copyrights and lawsuits and collection different e-fads. What could be better? Great graphics, mainly in the drawings.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, I don't even remember any music playing during this. Maybe it's just my short term memory loss.

[Space Ghost Quiz]

K

^^Good Points^^
I'm not a fan of Space Ghost, so I couldn't really play this quiz completely, but from what I did play, it seemed to be pretty well made. I liked how you added a lot of sound effects to this quiz.

^^Needs Improving^^
I didn't really like how you went back to the preloader when you get a question wrong. My suggestion is to put the preloader on the start page instead of its own frame. It will just make things a little tidier and more efficient.

[Geisha 3D]

K

^^Good Points^^
Small filesize and good for a short period of entertainment. I like the many different statistics at the bottom too. They make the game more interesting. The animations were also very smooth.

^^Needs Improving^^
This game really isn't that fun because it isn't very dynamic. You shoot at a bunch of slowly moving targets that don't even attack you back, which makes the game really boring. Also, there aren't even levels or waves of enemies or anything of the sort. Very boring.

[Birdie]

K

^^Good Points^^
Ok, the animations weren't bad. I liked how the birds wings flapped when going up and didn't flap while going down. The sound effect you used was pretty cute too.

^^Needs Improving^^
I've seem many games like this of the same objective. This one really isn't that special compared to the others. The main thing I didn't like about this was the fact that the background wasn't moving. It really just looks cheesy with the background stationary. The fact that you couldn't control speed or position (left/right) was annoying too. You also could have had waves to break up the monotony.

[Luke The Whale]

K

^^Good Points^^
Atleast the game is presented nicely with good graphics. There are lots of animated movie clips and good drawings.

^^Needs Improving^^
Well, the game is incompletely You can do nothing but walk about twenty feet in each direction and then you can fall off of the edge and reappear at the top of the screen. There is no point system or attacks that I could find, though you didn't give us instructions on the game. And I would rather let science have their whales.

[3'rd person shooter.]

K

^^Good Points^^
Kind of cool how you got to switch weapons half way through. Broke up the monotony a little bit.

^^Needs Improving^^
Welcome to the world of simple shapes filled with really obvious and overused gradients! Where you can fight the same immobile and non-aggresive characters and watch them animated time after time again, falling to the right while red dots cover their body. I think you can get what I think about the graphics. The gameplay itself is way too straghtforward. You don't have any options of what to do along the way and the continue buttons are completely unnecessary. There is no sound, not even crappy, overused flashkit sound effects!