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[PSA: Reviewing and Voting]

A review tutorial all should watch!

Though this movie wasn't a completely original idea, most things in it were original and unique to this movie, which is what really counts. You said a lot of funny stuff in this. I liked the picture of the dude who dislikes clock movies, that was pretty funny, as was comparing the lego instructions to a review. However, while these are funny, they still make a good point that I wish more people would know!

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Thanks, man!
Glad I got my message across.

[The Witch Clock 1: SE DVD]

A nice remake.

I won't bother reviewing the actual movie part of this, since I did that a long time ago in the original version of this. Anyway, the special features I liked. The bios were pretty well written and had a good amount of info in them, but not too much. The FAQ I guess is a fun, short read, but I didn't really have any of those questions. I guess some people would though. The rant was the best part, except that I don't see what is so evil about Satanism. Have you ever read the Satanic Bible? It's a good read if you haven't!

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Satanism isn't a bad thing, I know.
But I didn't make that segment, did I?

[JAL: Who Done it?!]

Hmmm...

I did watch the first part of this series before this one. The first time I watched this, I was confused. Second time, same result. Third time, I picked up on the joke, wait no I didn't. I'm not sure exactly what happened in this movie since everything happens so fast. It really wasn't funny at all and didn't make a whole lot of sense. It also seemed like Jeff and his hat just kind of disappeared. I'm really not sure what to make of this movie, I've still got an eyebrow raised as I'm writing this now.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

That wasn't Jeff, silly. It was Zan. Her hat dissappared because I wanted it to.

The joke was that the very second ZAN steals the Lucky Charms, Jeff gets blammed and stabbed.

[Jeff and Lee]

A disappointing start.

This is definitely a disappointing first part of this many part series of JAL movies. There really wasn't a solid storyline involved in this except that leah wants her lucky charms back. The movie is very short and could have used a lot more substance to it. Drawings and character designs however were good, except for the blood which looked really stupid. This is a little disappointing, but I will watch the rest of the series.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

Yah, it was my first one.
With peoples.

Jeff made the people. And I know it could have, and I know the blood sucked. Buuut...
The whole series is REALLY about Random Violence.

[Ruth Gets Smashed]

Good.

I wasn't overly impressed by this flash, but it was still decent. Graphics were definitely this movie's strong point. Very nice animations and drawings, especially the lip syncing. Voice overs were very well done. The story was kind of funny, but not as much as I thought it would be. Nice, short and sweet, just how I like em.

Wonchop responds:

Thanks. Glad to see some people have appreciation for the quick things.

[Your Inner Gonzo]

Actually funny.

While I got a good laugh out of this seeing as how the script was extremely funny, I still only gave it a three because everything else was terrible, aside from the sound, but really that isn't that great either. There was no animation and only one drawing. This really had no point other than a cheap laugh, which it gave, but this whole series is getting old.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER GONZO

[Your Inner Molotov]

Ugh.

I watched this because I am a fan of molotov, but this was just plain pointless. It was very hard to hear what molotov was saying and was very boring. There was very little animation and very few drawings. This flash just put me to sleep.

LollerCupcake responds:

RELEASE YOUR INNER MOLOTOV COCKTAIL

[LL - Audition]

Ha!

Raps done in speakonia are always great, and so was this one. Graphics were awesome, though some backgrounds would have been nice. The lyrics were great and made me laugh. Liked the commentary afterward, very funny. The only thing that would have made it a lot better would have been to make it longer.