FattyWhale's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Where's Dildo]

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I thought the concept was pretty good when I read the description, so I was happy with that. However, the game play is a different story. It's a bit tedious I think and not really like Where's Waldo at all. A lot of the dildos look quite similar to others so it's really hard to pick up. I do like the graphics and sound effects though.

[Turtle Odyssey Online 2]

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This was a pretty decent platform game. Graphically it is pretty nice, though a larger resolution would have been ideal. It's kind of easy though since you are constantly told which direction to go to find the next diamond. The ads in between each level are also a big turn off for me.

[Pinch Hitter 2 Full Game]

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For me this was a very good batting game. It had a rather relaxed atmosphere during playing, and the graphics went along with this as well, as did the sound effects. The challenge is moderate, and gets more difficult as you play. A very fun batting game.

[Nestmans Slot Machine]

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This was pretty good for a slot machine game. The odds seemed realistic enough, and the sound effects were pretty realistic as well. Graphically this could have been better though. It looks rather bland. perhaps a casino floor background could have made this better.

[Panik in Suburbia]

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Well it's well programmed and the graphics are excellent. Really looks like a nice game that was well prepared and had a lot of time and effort put into it. The game play is a bit off though I think. It's too cutesy for me. For example, I really hate the idea that I can't touch the sand, or the fact that I get killed by a falling beach ball. It's a little ridiculous.

[Scripted Animation Tut]

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A pretty informative tutorial I think. I learned quite a bit from this. It was a little intimidating with all the text though. Perhaps you could have condensed it a bit or put the text on multiple frames. Also, the menu button was pretty fucked. Very hard to click it.

[Metal Gear Quiz]

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A pretty good quiz. I don't know much about MGS so this quiz was pretty hard for me. Aesthetically the game was pretty nicely done. The text was all a good color for the background and the different pictures were a nice addition. The unlockable galleries was a great addition to this as well. A well rounded quiz game.

[Dark Road]

(title in work)

This wasn't that great. First off, it's kind of strange how the instructions say not to touch the black road, but it seems like I have to stay on it to win... anyway, it's a basic maze game. I didn't really like how you only had to keep his feet in bounds, it was kind of awkward at first getting used to that. Also, collecting items seems to be rather difficult. You have to hit them just right. Needs a bit of tweaking.

CoolJony responds:

Thanks for the review, but I think you couldn't read properly the instructions.

[TimeEscape]

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A good game, but the series hasn't evolved much at all from this first game. The graphics were nice...a good mesh of colors. But I've now played the same game for the third time now. It's a bit lame. Thought you could have done more with the next two now seeing this first one.

[WiggiWalk]

(title in work)

I had to laugh when I played this. It's a game clearly meant for little kids...cross at the crosswalk, don't run into strangers. It's quite funny. The game play is decent. It would have been better I think if all the strangers didn't start in the exact same spot. Also would be a cool feature if it took some time for the traffic to clear away. It's kind of lame to just have it disappear.